Twin Flames

is a comedic novel for fans of The Bachelor who wish they had a foul-mouthed friend sitting next to them while they watched—glass of sparkling rose in hand—exposing all of reality television’s shameless trickery. And it gets dark. Think Clueless meets Gone Girl.

Wendi Holt works in Los Angeles as a night editor for the most popular dating show on prime time television, TWIN FLAMES. She’s thirty-one, single and tired of working the same hours as prostitutes and bloodsucking bats. She wants to have a colorful, exciting life like the glamorous women she spends her nights editing, but nepotism in the industry gets in her way. At the peak of her frustration she runs into Samantha Scott, a former contestant of the show, victimized by a frankenedit* that ruined her life. They join forces and embark on a scheme to save Samantha’s reputation and take down the greedy media giant for their part in perpetuating misogyny in the television industry. Their plan goes awry when Samantha ends up kidnapping the executive producer of the show, Jay Berkowitz, who also happens to be her secret lover. After the successful release of a viral video, exposing the truth about what really went down on the show last season, the question remains: what do they do about the drugged up executive tied to a chair in the center of their living room?

The Exception

is my second novel for women in relationships struggling to keep things interesting or a couple struggling with infertility. Bridget Jone’s Baby meets Hall Pass.

Becca and Mark have been trying to have a baby for years and failing. Technically, there’s nothing wrong with them, they fight a lot but what couple doesn’t? Everyone tells them to RELAX and it will happen but that’s nearly impossible. The next step in their fertility treatment is In Vitro but that’s invasive and scary. Why force it if it isn’t meant to be? Becca is depressed and lonely until the day her neighbor Macy, a wild-spirited music producer, introduces her to Heathcliff, an undeniably attractive and attentive photographer. Becca’s loins are awakened, and she wonders whether she and Mark are truly compatible. When Mark’s mom, a sociology professor, admits to swinging in the 70’s and preaches about the male imposition of monogamy, an idea brews: what if they went outside of their marriage? Before taking the plunge and making a baby in a lab, they need to know, are they truly meant for one another? They make an agreement: one month, one exception.

COMING in 2025

THE NEXT MATRIARCH

In an act of rebellion, pure madness, rage, or grief, a retired actress and mom of two young toddlers isolated in Los Angles shaves her hair off after the loss of her grandmother, Nona, the perfect southern matriarch and moves her family back to the South faces her demons and reconnects to her roots. This is the closest to me, the author, you’re gonna get. Writing in progress.





The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
— Mark Twain